I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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