i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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