therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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