peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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