If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
COCAINE IS GR8
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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