she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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