that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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