Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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