no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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