She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
