.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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