Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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