she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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