One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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