the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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