The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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