Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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