Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Terrible idea I love it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
