Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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