So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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