so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he thought i was a dude.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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