I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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