fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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