I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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