We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
whose ass print is on the piano?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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