but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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