Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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