ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
if only i could text you this smell
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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