dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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