I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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