I showed him my bush... on skype.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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