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I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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