is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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