Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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