There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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