Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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