Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass