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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  three words: i give head

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  three words: not that well

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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• (760): View more from California

  We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.

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• (323): View more from California

  Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.

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  Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.

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  I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.

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  I rest my case.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times

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• (585): View more from New York

  I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM

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