This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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