yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
