What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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