oh god the rape fog is back!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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