I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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