I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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