I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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