i jhust puked up my retainher.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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