Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
birth control should be required to get into college
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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