she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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