I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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