If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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go home
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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