At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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