i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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