he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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