69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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