he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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