i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
